Hidden Valley Ranch to Gift $35,000 Bottle for Royal Wedding
Oh, and you can enter to win one too.
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Meghan Markle and husband-to-be Prince Harry might have tasted a five-tiered cheese wheel cake in Wales back in January, but as far as anybody knows, the royal wedding will feature a carrot cake. What goes well with carrots? Ranch dressing, duh.
That could be one reason why the ranch masters at Hidden Valley are gifting the couple a bottle of dressing for their wedding. But it’s not just any bottle of dressing, mind you; this bottle is fully blinged out and worth a jaw-dropping $35,000. What’s more, you could win one too.
Saturday being National Ranch Day and all (yeah, that’s apparently a thing), Hidden Valley will be giving away an identical second bottle, encrusted with diamonds and sapphires and 18-carat white gold, to a lucky Twitter follower. To win, ranch fans need only make sure that they are following the Hidden Valley account and look out for a message on Saturday to retweet from March 10th to March 19th.
You’ll find out if you’re the proud new owner of a $35,000 bottle of ranch in the weeks following March 19th. Then you can pawn all those little gemstones, because, honestly, who needs a $35,000 bottle of ranch?
We will expect to see the royal bottle featured prominently at the royal wedding, when party-goers will likely be seen dipping their cake in ranch dressing. Or not.