'Tis the Cheese'n For Pizza Hut Holiday Swag

Plus, a five-cheese pizza that will have you pulling for days and days.

By Ethan L. Johns
November 14, 2017

Image: Pizza Hut

Hey there, Big Cheese, can I get your number? Oh it’s five? Five for fontina, mozzarella, provolone, white cheddar and Asiago? Hold on while I slide into those DM’s.

The holidays are around the corner, and Pizza Hut is giving customers (to quote its wonderfully pun-filled press statement released on Monday) “a lot to be grateful for.” Their newest product, the “Ultimate Cheesy Crust Pizza, is a hot mess of mixed molten cheese that overflows up onto the curved crust, offering dairy diehards maximal meltage. Starting at $12.99, this edible cheese swimming pool is available now for anybody who wants to dive in.

But wait, that’s not even the half of it.

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The pizza purveyors are also providing “‘Tis the Cheese’n Holiday Starter Packages” full of holiday swag to keep you feeling bubbly this season. We’re talkin’ oven-fresh ugly Christmas sweaters and pizza blankets for optimal temperature conservation. Looking to redecorate your dining room? The packages include string cheese in the form of pizza string lights.

Pair your pizza with a great beverage and pour it in the pizza mug. Is that a pizza-scented candle we’re spying? Put on a pair of pizza socks, and let the pizza parlor ambiance surround you. Yo’ Tony, lemme’ get a slice.

For your chance at all these absurd goodies, all you have to do is head to Twitter and tweet at @PizzaHut using the pizza and gift emojis, as well as the hashtag #TisTheCheesen.

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About Ethan L. Johns

Ethan is the Food News Writer at Genius Kitchen. An expert on the Parisian bistrot, he likes bitters and salted butters, and is no fan of dessert unless it's made with fruit. His hobbies include reading up on the history of borscht and attempting to roll perfect couscous by hand. Twits & Instagram @EthanLJohns