5am Muffin Tops

I'm slowly turning from opera singer to rivethead. I love music. I love uncomfortable truths. I love originality. I love creativity. I love rehearsing. I love singing for people. I like learning. I like cooking. I like baking. I like crocheting. I like switching languages in the middle of sentences. I like procrastinating. I like sleeping. I like opening packages I get in the mail. I like driving cars. I like riding my bike in the city. I like listening to music while riding my bike in the city. I like dodging pedestrians and cars while riding my bike. I like Lady Grey Twining's Tea. I like NPR, in general. I like the ocean. I like showers. I like Pinot Noir. I like Pinot Grigio. I like Amaretto Sours. I like Sailor Jerry. I like Settler's of Catan. All hail the Lord of Catan. I don't care about expectations. I don't care about the rules. I don't care about fitting in. I don't care about money. I don't care about celebrity gossip. I don't care about the things that don't matter. I don't like reality shows. Except Iron Chef America. I don't like cookie-cutter music. I don't like cookie-cutter "art." I don't like cookie-cutter restaurants. I don't like cookie-cutter TV shows. I don't like cookie-cutter TV ads. I don't like cookie-cutter people. I don't like stupid people. I don't like religion. I don't like liars. I don't like my mom. I don't like what she's done to me. I don't like video games, in general. I don't like styrofoam. I don't like FOX and MSNBC and CNN. I don't like people praying for me. I don't like school spirit. I don't like mob mentality. I don't like black licorice. I don't like absinthe. I don't like beer. In general. I hate conformity. I hate propaganda. I hate social niceties. I hate the profit-driven world. I hate my cage. I'm not afraid of you; I'm afraid of myself. I don't believe in God; I believe in chaos.