How to Roast a Rabbit
- Ready In:
- 1hr
- Ingredients:
- 8
- Serves:
-
4-6
ingredients
- 1 rabbit
- 2 eggs
- 2 tablespoons melted butter
- American cheese, sliced
- 1⁄2 cup cookie crumbs
- flour
- chopped nuts
- meat, sauce
directions
- Begin by catching the rabbit. (You knew that was coming, didn't you?).
- Dress if not already dressed (the rabbit).
- If you're not dressed either, do so.
- Dig little Petunia out of the flour bin.
- Heat oven and warm up the roasting pan.
- Cut up the rabbit.
- Go change the baby's diaper.
- Answer the phone.
- Sift the flour and roll the rabbit pieces in it.
- Wash flour out of Petunia's hair.
- Grease the roasting pan and pick all the toys up off the kitchen floor.
- Go look for Tommy. He was on the front porch the last time you saw him.
- Call Joe Henderson about those seeds.
- Return to kitchen.
- Mop flour off floor where Petunia put rabbit.
- Clean off rabbit.
- Mop flour off Petunia.
- Turn off the oven--it's too hot now.
- The butter has congealed. Melt it again.
- Let Tommy in the back door with the fresh eggs.
- Use the broken one in the recipe.
- Answer phone.
- Change baby's diaper.
- Take Tommy's broken egg and beat it.
- Beat it back to the kitchen.
- Beat the other egg.
- Sit down and collect your wits--no, collect the children.
- Beat the two eggs together.
- Take the kids and beat it!
- Take the rabbit and beat it to the creek.
- Cut up rabbit for bait and go fishing.
- Fish may be fried the same way.
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Reviews
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I love it....<br/>But... Don't put the nappy (sorry... I'm from Australia) in the flour<br/>and then the oven.... big mistake to make.. and a bigger one if your<br/>having company over for dinner... only cooked rabbit once my self...<br/>loved the sauce.. bounced the rabbit of the wall as it was so tough.