Manly Burgers

"Children eat burgers at McDonalds. Men eat Manly Burgers."
 
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Ready In:
35mins
Ingredients:
12
Serves:
4-8
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ingredients

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directions

  • Saute the vegitation with the oil on medium heat for about ten minutes.
  • One onion is to top the burgers.
  • Combine the foilage with the meat and breadcrumbs in a large bowl, mixing well with large hands.
  • Separate into patties: four manly patties or more for non-manly patties.
  • Grilling is preferred, however, pan fried will do during harsh conditions.
  • Cut up one white onion and saute it separately.
  • Place on cooked burger.
  • Place cheese on top of burger at the end of grilling, allowing to melt.
  • Real men eat burgers with melted cheese and cooked onions.
  • Please, warm your buns.
  • Real men hate cold buns, so lightly brush the buns with oil and let them sit in a pan for about a minute.
  • Lettuce and tomatoes are for decoration only.
  • Real men don't eat food for rabbits.

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Reviews

  1. My fiance had a horseshoe tournament at our house this past weekend, and obviously I had to feed the participants something "manly". Two dozen were gone within minutes. So tasty, No substitutions necessary, this recipe was perfect just as is. So many great comments. I will be keeping this recipe around for the summer. Loved the instructions too!
     
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I am a large man who eats large quantities of meat. After one too many beers, I tend to mouth off and found offering cooked meals as peace offerings usually works out well. I lift weights, read philosophy and listen to a lot of Wagner when I am not doing what my wife tells me to do. Real men know women have all the power.
 
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