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Pickle Man in a Bologna Canoe in a Sea of Fish

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“Corny eh? Well I don't know who had more laughs designing/eating this me, or my youngest DS. This is a combination of some of my DS favorite foods. Who says kids are not to play with their foods? Obviously not me! Gourmet Magazine here I come!!!!”
READY IN:
5mins
SERVES:
1
UNITS:
US

Ingredients Nutrition

  • FOR CANOE
  • 1 slice bologna
  • 1 slice American cheese
  • 1 teaspoon mayonnaise (or mustard or ketchup)
  • 1 hot dog bun
  • FOR PICKLE MAN
  • 1 kosher dill pickle, quarter (or gherkin)
  • 1 black olives, lol (use pimento stuffed to pretend he's seasick!)
  • 4 pretzel sticks
  • 1 toothpick
  • FOR SEA OF FISH
  • goldfish crackers

Directions

  1. Bologna Canoe:
  2. Spread 1 teaspoons mayonnaise on bologna, top with one slice of american cheese. Roll up and place in canoe (hot hog bun).
  3. Pickle Man:
  4. Cut off ends of pickle (if using dill spear), poke hole into one end of pickle with toothpick and insert toothpick, expose toothpick 1/2 way, attach black (or pimento stuffed) olive. Using 2 pretzel sticks, poke into pickle to form arms, use the other 2 pretzel sticks to form legs.
  5. Sea of Fish:
  6. On a plate scatter the shredded lettuce, and goldfish crackers.
  7. Place 'Pickle Man' inside his 'Canoe' and place into the 'Sea of Fish'.
  8. If you want, though I didn't think of this until after lunch, serve gummy worms for dessert.
  9. *This goes w/o explaining remove toothpick consumption!

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