Whammers

Name: Whammers
Prep time: 20 min
Cook time: 12 min
Total time: 32 min
Yield: 36 cookies, 36 serving(s)
Ingredients: 3 cups brown sugar; 2 1/2 cups oleo; 1 cup chunky peanut butter; 6 cups oatmeal; 3 cups flour; 1 tablespoon baking soda; 3 tablespoons vanilla; 2 eggs; 1 cup nuts (optional); sugar; cinnamon

Submitted by Darlene Summers

"These cookies are called Whammers for a reason. You make them while you are MAD--you will feel better and they are delicious."

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Ready In:: 32mins
Ingredients:: 11
Yields:: 36 cookies
Serves:: 36

ingredients

3 cups brown sugar
2 ¹⁄₂ cups oleo
1 cup chunky peanut butter
6 cups oatmeal
3 cups flour
1 tablespoon baking soda
3 tablespoons vanilla
2 eggs
1 cup nuts (optional)
sugar
cinnamon

directions

Make these cookies while you are MAD!
DUMP brown sugar, oleo and peanut butter in a huge bowl.
THROW in oatmeal.
SLING in flour and baking soda.
SPLASH in vanilla.
DROP in eggs and nuts.
Start kneading and mixing with both hands, POUNDING and BEATING with FISTS to let out your aggressions.
Think of what and WHO you are mad at and REALLY LET THEM HAVE IT!
Make balls the size of walnuts.
SLAM the balls into some sugar and cinnamon (optional).
THROW them on a greased cookie sheet.
Give each a WHAM with your FIST to FLATTEN them.
Bake at 350° for 10 to 12 minutes.

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RECIPE SUBMITTED BY

Darlene Summers

Carterville, Illinos

I would like to let you all know that I am no longer able to review your recipes that I have tried. since they changed the site around webtv does not supprt zaars new site.I have a webtv not a computer and webtv does not support the new recipezaar site. so I will no longer be able to review your great recipes,nor will I be able to put my own recipes on here.Please don't think I wouldn't like to review your recipes,it was one of the nice parts of zaar that I did enjoy doing. So please forgive!!! I am Married to the same guy for 40 years,I Have 2 beautiful Daughters, who have given me 6 grand and glorious grandchildren. I love to cook,in fact you could call it my favorite hobby My pet peeve is telemarketers,Every time I get busy with my recipe hobby one of them will call and knock me off the web,and of coarse I waste precious time getting back on.I am disabled,so I no longer work,and have plenty of time to pursue my hobby. My best dish I make is Lasagna but thats just because I love lasagna.I am also asked to bring No-Bake cookies at all of our potlucks, and linger-longers at church.Meat loaf is another often requested dish I am asked to bring...... NOT MY meatloaf but .... My husbands. He is as good a cook as I am,He can cook anything I can cook, and I can cook anything he can cook,but some things I make better,and some He makes better...So we do a lot of compromising at our house.

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