How to Bake a Cake (With Small Children Around!)

Recipe by MTpockets
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READY IN: 1hr
SERVES: 3
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
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DIRECTIONS

  • Preheat Oven, Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients, and Grease and Flour Pan.
  • Remove 5 crayons, 2 toy cars and One stuffed Bear from kitchen table.
  • Measure 1 Cup Flour.
  • Remove childrens hands from flour, wash flour off children.
  • Measure one more cup flour to replace flour on floor and table.
  • Put flour, baking powder and salt in a sifter.
  • Get dust pan to sweep up pieces of broken bowl children have knocked onto the floor.
  • Get another bowl, answer phone, return to table.
  • Get greased pan and a new bowl, remove crayon from pan.
  • Go look for quiet children
  • Answer phone again.
  • Return to kitchen and take greased pan from child, who flees, knocking new bowl off of table -- again.
  • Wash floor, table, walls, dishes and children.
  • Call local bakery.
  • Go Lie down.
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