No-bake Fake Twinkies

READY IN: 48hrs
SERVES: 24
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
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DIRECTIONS

  • Thoroughly cream lard and sugar.
  • Use this mixture to fill a pastry bag.
  • Set aside.
  • Get a foam rubber seat cushion from your living room.
  • Remove upholstery from seat cushion.
  • Cut the foam rubber into rectangular shapes, approximately 1 1/2" by 1 1/2 " by 4".
  • Fill your sink with hot soapy water, and wash the foam rubber pieces, rinsing carefully.
  • Spread out on towel to dry thoroughly, turning after 1 day.
  • When thoroughly dry, plunge a hot knitting needle through the narrow end, and quickly remove.
  • Repeat for each piece of foam rubber.
  • Fill the resulting tunnels using the pastry bag.
  • Serve on doily lined plastic plate.
  • Don't throw anything at ThatBobbieGirl ;-).
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